Shyftee "Order & Chaos" Hoodie (Orange)

This mid-weight hoodie doesn't pretend the system's fair. The chest carries the Shyftee logo with the jester dressed up as the Lady of Justice, the anarchy symbol looming right behind him — the joke and the threat in the same frame. The right sleeve reads "ORDER," scales of justice tipped hard, money outweighing the brain every time. The left sleeve reads "CHAOS," with the overwatching eye of chaos standing on its own, no punchline needed. The back carries the anarchy symbol, full-size, in case the sleeves didn't make the point. The soft cotton face and fleece interior give a comfortable, lived-in feel that layers easily from chilly commutes to late-night meetups. It settles into your rotation as the go-to piece for days the system's not making sense either. The adjustable hood and roomy kangaroo pocket make it practical for long days on the move; the ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the silhouette tidy after repeated wear.

Product features

• 80/20 cotton-poly fleece with a 100% cotton face for a soft exterior and warm interior
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz / 280 g/m²) — warm but not bulky
• Adjustable jersey-lined hood with drawstrings and metal eyelets
• Ribbed 1x1 cuffs and waistband plus double-needle stitched seams for durability
• Twill necktape and tear-away label for comfort and easy care

Size chart (inches):

S — Width 20.00 / Length 28.00 / Sleeve (center back) 34.50

M — Width 22.00 / Length 29.00 / Sleeve 35.50

L — Width 24.00 / Length 30.00 / Sleeve 36.50

XL — Width 26.00 / Length 31.00 / Sleeve 37.50

2XL — Width 27.00 / Length 32.00 / Sleeve 38.50

3XL — Width 28.00 / Length 33.00 / Sleeve 39.50

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Independent Trading Company SS4500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Pakistan

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean